Get a Cat

If you want to write a poem,

Get a cat.

If you want to read a poem,

Take a nap.

If you want to write a poem,

Write it flat

If you want to ride a poem

Then, get sat.

And if you want to hide a poem

Buy a map

But if you want to buy a poem

Sell your hat

If you want to trade a poem

Trade for rap

If you want to poop a poem,

Eat this ...  Crap.