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Blunderland

An Alphabet by John Lennon

A is for Parrot which we can plainly see
B is for glasses which we can plainly see
C is for plastic which we can plainly see
D is for Doris
E is for binoculars I'll get in five
F is for Ethel who lives next door
G is for orange because we love to eat when we can get them because they come from abroad
H is for England and (Heather)
I is for monkey we see in the tree
J is for parrot which we can plainly see
K is for shoetop we wear to the ball
L is for Land because brown
K is for Venezula where the oranges come from
N is for Brazil near Venezuela (very near)
O is for football which we kick about a bit
T is for Tommy who won the war
Q is a garden which we can plainly see
R is for intestines which hurt when we dance
S is for pancake or whole-wheat bread
U is for Ethel who lives on the hill
P is arab and her sister will
V is for me
W is for lighter which never lights
X is for easter–have one yourself
Y is a crooked letter and you can't straighten it
Z is for Apple which we can plainly see

This is my story both humble and true
Take it to pieces and mend it with glue

Guess what!

I got my gallies! There are one or two issues, but they are being addressed and I'm thrilled. The cover is awesome!

The Latest

Blunderland has been through one proof round and the new cover is absolutely gorgeous. One more proof round to go and then it's off to the printer! I will post the new cover art soon. Mitchell Schnauzer is still on the back. He's considering his own blog these days, inspired by that dreamiest of all Mini Schnauzer girls, The Cuteness.

In other news, be reassured that the book won't be the sole focus here at Blunderdale. I plan on posting a whole mix of fun stuff. Now that I'm in the final stretch of the publishing process I'll have more time to devote to the blog.

What is Blunderland?

Blunderland is a soon-to-be-released contemporary fantasy novel, a page-turning thrill fest that will have you clamoring for the finale.

A young woman and her dog stumble into a colorful alternate world of dangerous characters and delightful oddballs in this darkly funny and suspenseful tale.

You cannot wait to read this book!

Stay tuned...

Blunderland is coming...